soul khan

2013-04-04

Top 5

1. Mini-eggs
2. Feeling of relief while peeing
3. Hadouken
4. Candid nip-slips uncensored xxx
5. 5

2013-03-24

Album stuff #lyrics #songlyrics #rap #hiphop #soulkhan #brooklyn #j57 #brownbagallstars #paranoia #realhiphop #alsofakehiphop #hophip #singlesonlymagicshow #twerkules

2013-01-12

This is one of the earliest songs I ever remember hearing as a child.

2013-01-09

This is how it happened.

Trail Mix: Today is the day! Finally, we can provide kids and adults everywhere with a healthy alternative to candy!
M&Ms: Not so fast, chief. We got a proposition for you.
Trail Mix: What are you doing here? The whole point of our product is that we're not candy.
M&Ms: Not candy? Let me tell you something, friend. We all got vices: scotch, opium, strange tail. It's all candy.
Trail Mix: Wait a second, why do you have a baseball bat?
M&Ms: I like baseball. As I was saying...lotta candy in town that's a whole lot worse than us. So why not bring us into the operation and provide yourself a little security?
Trail Mix: It doesn't sound like I have a choice.
M&Ms: Everybody has a choice, Mr. Mix. It's just a matter of making the right one, the one that ends with you going back home every day to your wife and kids with a full bag of nuts and raisins.
Trail Mix: Fine, you candy-coated son of a bitch.
M&Ms: Mr. Mix, I think you'll come to enjoy my company. Boys, get in the bag.
Rational part of my brain: This is the stupidest thing you've ever done in your entire life bar-none. You're writing snack fiction. Stop.

I never realized that there is an ALTERNATE VIDEO FOR KISS FROM A ROSE, but instead of him singing at the Batsignal interspersed with Batman Forever clips, it’s him as a fashion photographer caught in a vague love dilemma while he sings on a wet empty street in between taking pictures of writhing women and invading their changing room. I think this is why Heidi fell in love with him.

2013-01-03

Hipster John Boehner

2013-01-01

My 2012 Year-End List

Below is a list of the music I listened to the most in 2012. It is certainly not representative of every single dope release this year, so don’t begrudge any exclusions on my part because they were either made due to forgetfulness or space, not disrespect. I welcome any additions and suggestions, too, because music should be earnestly recommended and shared, not seen as a badge for cool points.

So here we go: Ab-Soul - Control System

Song: Book of Soul

Action Bronson - Blue Chips
Song: Steve Wynn

Action Bronson & Alchemist - Rare Chandeliers

Song: Modern Day Revelations f Roc Marciano

Aesop Rock - Skelethon

Song: Cycles to Gehenna

OC and Apollo Brown - Trophies

Song: Prove Me Wrong

Blu and Exile - Give me My Flowers While I Can Still Smell Them

Song: Maybe One Day f Black Spade

Brother Ali - Mourning in America and Dreaming in Color

Song: Stop the Press

Bumpy Knuckles and DJ Premier - Kolexxxion

Song: More Levels

Children of the Night - Queens…Revisited

Song: Kids From Queens

Cocaine 80s - Express OG

Song: Chain Glow f Nas

Corona and Modelo - Jaywalking EP (FAVORITE EP OF 2012)

Song: Daystars (Excerpt)

Dwele - Greater than One

Song: Obey

Fiona Apple - The Idler Wheel…

Song: Every Single Night

Frank Ocean - Channel Orange

Song: Crack Rock

Homeboy Sandman - First of a Living Breed

Song: Whatchu Want From Me

Homeboy Sandman - Subject: Matter

Song: Canned Goods (PROD BY AUDIBLE DOCTOR)

Homeboy Sandman - Chimera

Song: Illuminati (PROD BY J57)

House Shoes - Let it Go

Song: Sweet f Danny Brown

Illingsworth -Breadwinner

Song: ON

Jus Post Bellum - Devil Winter (MY ALBUM OF THE YEAR)

Song: Old Pine Box

Kendrick Lamar - good kid, m.A.A.d. city

Song: good kid

Killer Mike - R.A.P.

Song: Willie Burke Sherwood

La Coka Nostra - Masters of the Dark Arts

Song: Mind Your Business

Michael Kiwanuka - Home Again

Song: Always Waiting

Mumford and Sons - Babel

Song: I Will Wait

Oddisee - People Hear What They See

Song: Thinking Maybes

Sean Price - Mic Tyson

Song: BBQ Sauce f Pharoahe Monch

Sene - Brooklyknight

Song: We Are Couleurs

2012-12-25

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